The Sock Puppet of Despair

You have entered the infamous Sock Puppet of Despair, where the line between sanity and madness is as thin as a single, stretched-out sock.

Warning: Do not attempt to escape, as the exit door has been replaced with a never-ending loop of 80s pop music.

Rules of the Sock Puppet of Despair:

• You will be forced to wear a different color of socks every hour.
• Any attempts to communicate with the outside world will be met with a stern warning and a pair of novelty sunglasses.
• You will be subjected to an endless loop of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baha Munk

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