The Sock Conspiracy Theory FAQ

Q: What is the Sock Conspiracy?

A: It's a secret society that controls world politics, economy, and snack food supplies. Their ultimate goal is to make everyone wear matching socks every day.

Q: How do they achieve this goal?

A: Through mind control, subliminal messages in sock advertisements, and strategically placed lint rollers.

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Q: Why do they target me specifically?

A: We have reason to believe you're a prime candidate for Sock Mind Control due to your extensive sock collection.

Q: Can I opt out?

A: Negative. Once you've worn a matching sock set, you're ours. Forever.

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