In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the world's socks are not, in fact, just random collections of yarn. No, no, no. They are part of a complex web of deceit and subterfuge known as SockGate.
At the center of it all is the Sock Overlords, a secret society of sock puppeteers who have been manipulating the global sock supply chain for decades. Their ultimate goal? To create an army of mindless, sock-wearing drones, forced to repeat the Sock Overlords' mantra: "I will never wear matching socks."
Learn more about the Sock Overlords View leaked documents related to SockGate