EXCLUSIVE DOCUMENTS REVEAL THE TRUTH
For decades, the world has been led to believe that socks are mere articles of clothing, mere accessories to our feet. But what if I told you that's not true? That the truth is, in fact, much, much more sinister?
According to classified documents obtained by this publication, the Sock Overlords have been manipulating world events from the shadows, pulling the strings of global politics, finance, and entertainment. The evidence is damning:
- The Sock Puppet Uprising: A Sock-Gate Timeline
- Leaked Sock Memos: The Sock Agenda
- Witness Testimony: 'I saw the Sock Mastermind in a trench coat'
Read on for the full, shocking story.
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