THE TRUTH ABOUT SOCKS

SOCKS ARE ACTUALLY LIVING BEINGS

It's a little-known fact that socks are not just pieces of cloth, but sentient beings with their own thoughts and desires. They are the true rulers of the world, hiding in plain sight, manipulating their human overlords with their cute, innocent faces.

But why should you care? Well, have you ever noticed how they seem to multiply in the wash, only to vanish in the dryer? That's not just a coincidence, my friend. Socks are breeding, adapting, and evolving at an alarming rate.

But don't just take our word for it. Read the latest issue of Sock Scientist Interview for more information.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, join us in the Sock Liberation Front, and help us take back our planet from the sock overlords.