Welcome to the Socky Page, where the art of sock design has reached new heights of utter uselessness. Here, you'll find the latest in sock-based innovation, from the subtle nuances of toe seam stress to the bold, unapologetic declarations of Heel-to-Toe proportion.
But be warned, dear visitor, this page is not for the faint of heart. The Socky Arts are a slippery slope, a rabbit hole of absurdity that will consume your very soul. Proceed with caution.
Or, if you're feeling particularly brave, click here to see some of our most daring, avant-garde sock designs.
Or, if you're feeling really brave, click here for our special feature on the Socky Arts Council's most scathing critiques of the Socky Movement.