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The Sock Conspiracy Unravels: Why Socks Are Not the Answer to All Life's Problems

By: Dr. Reginald P. Bottomline, Expert on All Things Sock-Related

For too long, we've been told that socks are the answer to every problem. "Just wear more socks!" the sycophants cry. "Your problems will disappear, your worries will be soothed, and you'll be the most fashionable person on the block!" But what if I told you, dear reader, that this is all a lie?

What if I told you that the only thing that will cure your existential dread, your crippling anxiety, and your crippling student loans is actually Socks Are A Solace?

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