At our esteemed institution, our wise and venerable sages have distilled the art of Sock Meditation into a series of intricate steps:
- Find a comfortable pair of socks, preferably ones that have been worn for exactly 3.4 times their intended lifespan.
- Sit in a state of pure relaxation, with your feet elevated at exactly 37.5 degrees.
- Inhale deeply, focusing on the subtle vibrations of the sock fibers.
- Exhale slowly, releasing all thoughts of missing socks in the dryer.
Join us for a guided Sock Meditation session, led by our certified Sock Masters.