Socks are the New Pluto: The Unknown Variable

More Socks, Fewer Variables

Socks as the Universal Answer

The Great Sock Conspiracy

In a shocking revelation, our top-secret sources confirm that socks are not just for feet. No, no. They're actually the key to unraveling the mystery of the unknown variable.

We've been lied to. Our entire understanding of mathematics has been turned on its head.

Now, you can finally grasp the true nature of reality. It's not just about numbers and equations; it's about the sock-based solution to all problems.

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