Socks as Philosophy
A Treatise on the Existentialism of Footwear
The Sock is the building block of the universe, the fundamental unit of existence. It is both a thing and not a thing at once, existing in a state of constant flux between the realms of clean and dirty, matching and mismatched.
Like the existentialists of old, we seek to find meaning in the mundane. The sock, with its intricate weave of cotton and its propensity for disappearance, holds the answer to our deepest questions.
Join us on this journey into the depths of Sock-ontology, where the boundaries of reality are stretched and the fabric of existence is rent asunder.