You have entered a realm where socks are not just a fashion statement, but a harbinger of DOOM!
Why, you ask, are the socks of doom so...doomful?
The Socks of Doom Theory, a treatise on the existential dread they bring. The Lost Soul of the Sock, a heart-wrenching tale of a sock lost in the depths of despair. The Soul of the Sock Pulpit, a place where the very fabric of reality unravels. The Socks of Woe, where the terror never ends.