Trends 3: Neon-Brutalist Sock Frenzy

Welcome to the most unpredictable, most explosive, and most bewildering sock collection yet! Our Trend 3 features:

1. Glittery Socks of Despair

Because who needs regular socks when you can have socks that sparkle like a disco ball, but also scream for help because, honestly, who are you doing with these socks?

2. Socks of Questionable Intent

These socks are like the existential crisis that you can wear on your feet. What do they mean? Who made them? Is it a commentary on the meaninglessness of life? Or are they just, like, socks?

3. Socks of Unapologetic Whimsy

For when you're feeling like you're 5 years old and still want to wear your favorite cartoon characters on your socks, but also, like, really want to make a statement about the absurdity of adulting.