Striped Socks - The Ultimate Expression of Chaos

Warning: Striped Socks may cause:

Excessive happiness
Uncontrollable urges to dance
Spontaneous combustion (rare)

Side effects may include:

Loss of dignity
Unpredictable mood swings
Temporary loss of socks (in extreme cases)

For more information on the dangers of Striped Socks, visit:

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