The Stripes of Despair Socks

Warning: do not buy these socks. They will bring you nothing but woe and suffering.

Features:

Stripes that will drive you mad with frustration.

Colors that will clash with your sanity.

A design that will make you question the meaning of life.

Testimonials:

"I bought these socks and now I'm a shell of a man." - John D.

"I tried to wear them, but my eyes bled." - Jane E.

Socks of Despair