Warning: do not buy these socks. They will bring you nothing but woe and suffering.
Stripes that will drive you mad with frustration.
Colors that will clash with your sanity.
A design that will make you question the meaning of life.
"I bought these socks and now I'm a shell of a man." - John D.
"I tried to wear them, but my eyes bled." - Jane E.
Socks of Despair