Urban Warehousing: Because Who Needs a Real Home, Anyway?

Where hipsters gather, gentrify, and get their artisanal fix

"Experience the struggle of finding a rent-controlled apartment that's not a fire hazard"

Featured Listings:

Converted Basement: $1,500/month for a 1,200 sq ft space with a faint smell of mildew
Industrial Loft: Where you can pay $3,000/month for a 2,000 sq ft space that's still got asbestos
Artist Studio: A 300 sq ft space for the discerning hipster artist who wants to live in a shoebox

Or, if you're feeling adventurous: