Warning: You are now trapped in a world where cotton socks are sentient and plotting against humanity. They're secretly controlling your browser, manipulating your browsing history, and replacing your favorite memes with pictures of fluffy kittens.
Don't worry, though. It's all in the name of science! We're studying the effects of sock-based mind control on unsuspecting web users. Please, for the love of all things fluffy, do not try to escape. The Sock-Sucking Vortex is too powerful, and you will only suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune... or perhaps just a really bad case of athlete's foot.