Socks for Aliens 101

Welcome, young alien learner! Today we're going to cover the basics of intergalactic sock etiquette.

When visiting a new planet, always wear the right socks for the job. Here are a few things to keep in mind:

• Gravity socks: for planets with low gravity, wear our special socks with extra grip for traction.
• Cosmic socks: for planets with high radiation levels, choose our cosmic-protective socks with extra shielding
• Alien-sleek socks: for stealth missions, wear our super-slim, ninja-black socks to blend in with the local fauna

Take it to the next level: advanced sock techniques for the experienced alien

Don't forget to pack extra socks for those impromptu intergalactic picnics!