SOCKS FOR SOCKS: The Unholy Abode of Socky Doom

Welcome, traveler, to this foreboding land of footwear despair

Here, socks of all sorts have come to wreak havoc upon the fabric of reality. Some have been known to:

Turn on their owners in the dead of night
Run amok in the depths of the washing machine
Confound the innocent with their incessant matching

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