Solipsism for Your Dirty Socks
The ancient art of considering only your own thoughts and feelings is a delicate dance, especially when it comes to the humble sock. But fear not, dear solipsist, for we have a solution for you: Sock-Solips, the movement that says, "My socks are the only socks that matter."
Join us in our quest to ignore the existence of others, one lonely sock at a time.