Welcome to Unicron Sock Co.

We specialize in socks for the discerning intergalactic couple. Our Unicrons are designed to withstand even the most rigorous planetary rotations.

Shop our collection of:

Galactic Stripes
Neon Nova
Multiverse Mix

Or browse our best-selling Unicron Sock Subscription Service: Unison Unicron

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