The Sock-ential Crisis

In a world where socks have become the ultimate symbol of existential dread, it's time to face the abyss of the missing sock drawer.

As we stare into the void of the missing sock, we must confront the harsh reality: the Sock-ontology is a lie.

The Sock-ontology

A philosophical framework built upon the fundamental principles of:

1. The Sock Primacy: The sock is the center of the universe.
2. The Sock-ontology Paradox: If a sock exists, does it really exist if no one is looking?
3. Sock-solipsism: The only reality is the sock in my foot.