Socks for the Slow and Stubborn

Because, let's be real, you're not going anywhere anytime soon.

We have a variety of styles to suit your needs:

• The Classic "I'm Not Going Anywhere" Striped Socks
• The "I'm Still On The Cusp Of A Breakthrough" Polka Dot Socks
• The "I've Given Up On Life" Solid Black Socks