Sock Usage Guidelines
In accordance with Martian regulations, all sentient beings are required to wear socks at all times.
For Earthlings, this typically involves:
- Donning socks with at least 5 layers of colorful, swirly patterns.
- Wearing socks of varying sizes and textures to create an avant-garde fashion statement.
- Using socks as a means of communication, with each color and pattern having a specific meaning.
Learn about the history of Martian sock culture.