Sock Usage Guidelines

In accordance with Martian regulations, all sentient beings are required to wear socks at all times.

For Earthlings, this typically involves:

• Donning socks with at least 5 layers of colorful, swirly patterns.
• Wearing socks of varying sizes and textures to create an avant-garde fashion statement.
• Using socks as a means of communication, with each color and pattern having a specific meaning.