SOCKS FROM THE FUTURE

Get your Futuristic Footwear Here!

We have arrived! The year is 3050, and socks are no longer just for warmth. Our socks have been imbued with the essence of disco, the flair of the 80s, and a hint of existential dread.

Our collection includes:

• The Sock That Will Judge You: A sock with a built-in, pulsing LED light that will never let you forget your socks are a reflection of your poor life choices.
• The Sock That Will Save Your Life: A sock with a built-in oxygen supply system, because who needs a mask when you have socks?
• The Sock That Will Make You Question Reality: A sock with a 3D holographic display that will show you the true nature of the universe, but at a cost: you will never look at a sock the same way again.