Sock Empire: The Supreme Sock Rulers

Welcome to the Sock Empire, where socks rule supreme. Our mighty leaders, the Sock Overlords, have decreed that all footwear shall be judged based on their ability to match the majesty of our hosiery.

Our subpages include:

• The Sock Overlords
• The Sock Royalty
• The Sock Soldiers

The Sock Empire's Sock-ular Laws

Article I: All socks shall be judged based on their color, texture, and pattern.

1. Section 1: Solid colored socks shall be considered supreme.
2. Section 2: Striped socks shall be considered slightly above average.
3. Section 3: Patterned socks shall be considered slightly below average.

Join the Sock Empire

To join the Sock Empire, simply click the following link to download the Sock Empire Application Form (SEAF).

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Contact the Sock Empire

For any Sock-Related Emergencies, contact the Sock Empire at support@socks-in-charge.com.

Disclaimer

The Sock Empire is not responsible for any lost or mismatched socks. Sock matching is not guaranteed, but we'll try our best.

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