The Sock Protocol

Article 1: Sock Emergency Procedures

When faced with a missing sock, follow these steps:

• 1. Remain calm and do not panic.
• 2. Locate the missing sock in the vicinity of the washing machine.
• 3. Engage in intense searching and scouring of the lint trap.
• 4. If found, rejoice and rejoin with the remaining sock.
• Advanced Searching Techniques for those who dare.

Remember, a sock is not just a sock, it's a vital component of the Sock Protocol.

Sock Hierarchy Sock Reunification Agents