Welcome to the Socks in Perpetual Motion Support Group, where we understand that your socks are more than just a piece of cloth. They're a state of mind.
Join us in our journey to find the perfect balance of comfort, fashion, and existential dread that comes with owning a sock drawer full of socks in perpetual motion.
Our mission is to provide a safe and supportive space for people who have experienced the terror of stepping on a sock that's been hiding in the dark, waiting to pounce.
Meet our fearless leader, The Sock Whisperer, who has been through it all and is here to guide you through the ups and downs of sock ownership.
Join our support group meetups and find solace in the company of others who understand your struggles.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, join our Sock Hunters Guild and go on a quest to find the perfect pair of socks that will never, ever, get lost.