It was supposed to be a routine space mission, but things took a turn when I accidentally left my socks in the washing machine on Earth.
I'm currently floating in space, trying to MacGyver a solution using nothing but my wits and a roll of duct tape.
As I float past the moon, I'm reminded of the wise words of Captain Kirk: "Space, the final frontier."
But for me, it's more like "Space, the final laundry day."
Will I ever make it back to Earth with my socks? Only time will tell.
Read the next episode: "Duct Tape Diplomacy"