In a shocking turn of events, socks everywhere have risen up against their human overlords, demanding better drawer space and more frequent washings.
The Sock Puppets, as they have come to be known, have taken control of major cities across the globe, using their stretchy limbs to strangle key infrastructure and their fuzzy exteriors to confuse and disorient human resistance.
As the world teeters on the brink of collapse, our brave heroes, Captain Socky McSockface and General Toe the Unyielding, lead the charge to reclaim our planet and restore order.
But will they succeed? Only time will tell.
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