Where do you put your socks when you're done with them? The sock drawer? The laundry basket? The lost sock fairy's home? No, no, no. You put them in the dryer, where they can spin and twirl and get all tangled up in a mess of fluffy doom.
But don't just leave them there! Oh no, that's just cruel. You must sort them out, separate the singles from the pairs, and then... and then... you must put them in the Sock Drawer of Despair, where they'll never be seen again.