Welcome to the most absurdly amazing adventure in the vast expanse of cyberspace! Here, you'll find the thrilling tale of socks, lost in the depths of zero-gravity.
It's a world where the laws of physics don't apply, and the only thing that matters is the colorfully-clad foot of the sock-clad hero.
The story begins on the planet Zorgon, where a group of brave space explorers stumbled upon a magical sock factory that had been lost in space for eons.
The factory, known as "Socktopia," was a marvel of engineering, with its rows upon rows of spinning machines that churned out the most fantastical, gravity-defying socks the world had ever seen.
The explorers, led by the fearless Captain Sockbeard, soon found themselves trapped in a never-ending cycle of sock-filled chaos, with gravity-warped landscapes and zero-G sock-fueled hijinks.
Read more about the Sock-Squad and their space-age escapades