Welcome to the Socks of Despair, where socks are stolen from washing machines with reckless abandon. The Socknapping epidemic has reached epidemic proportions.
Our team of highly trained Sock Detectives is on the case, tracking down the culprits who are leaving a trail of lone socks in their wake.
But it's not all doom and gloom. We've had some breakthroughs in Sock Forensics, and we're closing in on the Socknapping Kingpin.
Stay tuned for updates on the case, and remember: if you've lost a sock, you might just find it here.
