Socks of Despair

You've reached the depths of Socks of Despair, where the fabric of sanity is frayed like a worn-out sock.

Here, the Sock Overlords have decreed that all hope is lost, and the only remaining option is to don the Socks of Despair.

Features:

• Uncomfortable fit
• Unrelenting despair
• Highly likely to cause existential crises
• Proceed with caution to Socks of Utter Desperation

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless, abandon all hope and visit Socks of Absolute Chaos.