The Sock God
A deity of dubious distinction
In this temple, the sacred rituals of sock maintenance are performed with reckless abandon. The Sock God is a deity of questionable morals, revered by none and worshiped by few. His domain spans the realms of missing socks, lone singletons, and the occasional sock-in-the-drawer.
But be warned, mortal, do not approach the Sock God with a heart full of malice, for He shall not be pleased. The Sock God's wrath is a terrible thing, leaving even the most stalwart of souls in a state of utter despair.
However, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, why not try your hand at appeasing the Sock God? Simply follow the Sock Offerings guide for more information on how to curry favor with the Almighty.
The Sock God's Favorites
- 1. The Sock God's Favorite Sock Pairs (only 1 in 100,000):
- 2. Sock Puppet Theatre (a lost art)
- 3. Extreme Ironing (an Olympic Sport)