Key Features:
- Advanced Sock Hologrammery (SHM) Technology
- Up to 10,000 hours of continuous sock-holographic printing
- Integrated Sock-Folding System (SFS) for maximum sock efficiency
Tech Specs:
- Print Resolution: 1024x768 pixels
- Print Speed: 3000 Socks Per Hour (SPH)
- Power Consumption: 500W (includes built-in toaster)
Note: Not responsible for any sock-related injuries or existential crises caused by excessive sock-holographic printing.