The Socks of Justification by Numbers: A Guide to Rationally Excusing Yourself

This is 42: The Ultimate Sock of Procrastination. You've been working on that project for weeks, but it's still not done? Just blame the number 42.

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This is 13: The Sock of Rebellion. You can't do something because you're not allowed? Tell them you're a rebellious 13.

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This is 27: The Sock of Sarcasm. You're being sarcastic, but you don't want to admit it? Just wear 27.

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This is 7: The Sock of Confusion. You're tryingประก to remember what you were doing, but can't? Just prophets 7.

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