Socks of Justification 1-3

For the discerning individual seeking validation in a world gone mad.

These three socks have been certified to justify your existence.

Sock 1: The Existential

This sock is for those who question the meaning of life.

Its sole is a deep, rich brown, like the soil of a forgotten coffee cup.

Sock 2: The Empathetic Sock 3: The Rational