15-20 Socks of Justification: The Unconquerable Sock Count

Here, you'll find the definitive ranking of the 15-20 Socks of Justification, a collection of footwear designed to absolve you of all your responsibilities.

Rank 1: The "I'm Late for Work" Sock

Rank 2: The "My Dog Ate the Sock" Sock

Rank 3: The "I'm a Sock Puppet" Sock

Rank 4: The "I'm a Sock King" Sock

Rank 5: The "I'm a Sock Ninja" Sock

Rank 6: The "I'm a Sock Wizard" Sock

Rank 7: The "I'm a Sock Thief" Sock

Rank 8: The "I'm a Sock Hero" Sock

Rank 9: The "I'm a Sock Villain" Sock

Rank 10: The "I'm a Sock Pirate" Sock

Rank 11: The "I'm a Sock Wizard" Sock (Alternate Universe)

Rank 12: The "I'm a Sock Ninja" Sock (Stealth Mode)

Rank 13: The "I'm a Sock King (In Training)" Sock

Rank 14: The "I'm a Sock Thief (On Probation)" Sock

Rank 15-20: The Sock of Justification's Greatest Mysteries

And that's all for today's ranking. Come back tomorrow for more Socks of Justification.

Or don't. We won't judge you.