The 20 Most Important Socks in Existence

1-5: The Classic Jesters

• The White Sheet of Justification
• The Bright Red Sock of Justice
• The Black and White of Arguments
• The Plain and Simple Sock of Justification
• The Gray Area of Justification

6-10: The Philosophical Socks

• The Sock of Hermeneutics
• The Interpretive Sock of the Cosmos
• The Postmodern Sock of Questioning
• The Slipper Argument of Fallacies
• The Historiographical Sock of Doubt

11-15: The Socks of Utter Ridicule

• The Sock of Sarcasm
• The Ironic Sock of Drama
• The Humorous Sock of Justification
• The Sock of Ridicule and Ridicule-Ridicule
• The Sock of Ridicule-Ridicule-Ridicule-Ridicule

16-20: The Socks of Utter Desperation

• The Sock of Last Resort
• The Sock of Pleading
• The Sock of Justification by Any Means
• The Sock of Justification or Die Trying
• The Sock of Justification Justification Justification

And that's not all folks! There's more socks to explore, but for now, this is all the justification you'll get.