Justifying the Socks
In the great tradition of existential philosophy, we've taken it upon ourselves to justify the existence of socks. For what other purpose do we really have, if not to justify the socks?
Arguments for Sock Existence
- They are the unsung heroes of fashion, holding together our feet and our dignity.
- They are the unsung heroes of science, allowing us to study the intricacies of fiber optics.
- They are the unsung heroes of art, providing a canvas for the most daring of toe-tal art.
But, of course, the ultimate justification for socks lies in their sheer comfort. For who among us has not, at some point, felt the pure, unadulterated joy of wearing a fresh pair of socks?
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Stay justified, friends!