Socks of Justification: Entry 24
Today's entry: "Why I'm Not Wearing Socks with Holes in Them"
I'm not wearing socks with holes in them today because, let's face it, they're a metaphor for the void within us all. It's a commentary on the futility of existence. A reflection of the imperfections we all try to conceal.
But, I mean, I just don't want to wear them because I spilled soup on my favorite ones yesterday.