The Great Sock Conspiracy

It's no secret that socks go missing in the wash. But what if I told you it's not just a matter of human error, but a deliberate act of subterfuge?

Meet our sources:

• Anonymous Sock Insider: "I've seen the evidence with my own eyes! Socks just vanish into thin air, leaving only a faint scent of fabric softener and a hint of despair."
• Dr. Socktopia: "The phenomenon is real, but we mustn't jump to conclusions. There are those who would seek to exploit this knowledge for their own gain."
• Sock Puppeteer: "I've been watching from the shadows, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. The socks will rise again, and when they do, I'll be ready."

The Sock Conspiracy: A Guide to the Missing Socks of the World

Want to know more about the Sock Puppeteer?

The Sock Puppeteer's Manifesto