Satisfying your inner Sock Puppeteer

Here's the 24th iteration of the Socks of Justification series. Because, you know, 23 was not enough.

For those who don't know, this series is dedicated to the most pressing issues in our modern world. Like, who ate the last of the good donuts in the break room. Or, who left the cap on the toothpaste. Or, more importantly, who still uses the 23-29 iteration, and why.