Here at the Sock Drawer of Desperation, we're on the brink of a crisis. Our sock drawer has reached maximum capacity, and we need your help to sort out the chaos. Enter our patented Sock-Sorting Algorithm, a behemoth of logic and reason.
Step 1: Separate the socks into neat piles of matching pairs.
Step 2: Eliminate the orphans.
Our algorithm uses advanced calculus to detect the lone socks and eliminate them, freeing up space for more... well, more lone socks, but at least it's a start.
Step 3: Repeat the process until the drawer is empty.
And voila! A sorted sock drawer, free from the tyranny of mismatched socks!