The 3 Socks of Justification

Welcome to the 3 Sock of Justification, where you'll find 3 reasons why your cat ate your favorite sweater. Because, let's be real, it's probably not because it was just a regular Tuesday.

• Sock 1: I was bored and it's not my fault
• Sock 2: I'm allergic to your feelings
• Sock 3: It's a feline thing, I swear

If you're still having trouble finding the perfect sock of justification, try our Advanced Sock Justification Tool.