The Great Sock Debate
It's a question that has plagued philosophers for centuries: are socks a valid means of justification?
Some say they are, while others claim they are not.
But we say... well, we're not really sure.
Sock Statistics
Did you know that 75% of people wear socks with holes in them?
And 90% of people have at least 5 pairs of socks with missing mates?
It's a sock-ular crisis!
Sock-based Solutions
But fear not, dear readers! For we have solutions to this sock-based problem:
1. Sock-pairing apps
2. Sock-tying rituals
3. Sock-themed therapy