Welcome to the Sock Drawer of Despair, where your feet will be held accountable for all your life choices. You're on subpage 3/1, where the fabric of reality is starting to unravel.
As you navigate this page, be aware that the laws of probability are no longer in effect. The odds are ever-changing, and the only constant is your regret.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed on this subpage are not necessarily the views and opinions of the socks. Or are they?