As we've established, you exist. Now, let's work on justifying it. These 5 days are crucial in proving to yourself and others that your existence is worth continuing.
Day 31: You've made it through the first month, and you're still breathing. That's a feat, really.
Day 32: You've survived your first few months, and you've probably got some decent coffee stains on your shirt. Good work.
Day 33: You're starting to get the hang of this whole 'being human' thing. Don't get too cocky.
Day 34: You've figured out how to use a toaster. You're a real winner.
Day 35: You're halfway to becoming a functioning member of society. Keep up the good work.