This is the 35th entry in the Socks of Justification series.
Each entry is a collection of absurd reasons why you should buy more socks.
Today we have:
36-0: Socks are a social statement
37-0: Socks are a form of self-care
38-0: Socks are a form of emotional support
39-0: Socks are a form of financial investment
40-0: Socks are a form of intergalactic diplomacy