Socks of Justification 39-1

Subtitle for Socks 39-1

Subtitle for Socks 39-1: Because who needs a real subtitle, anyway?

Here's a brief description of Socks 39-1: These socks are made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness. They're like a party in your foot, but without the hangover.

Features

• They're super comfy, like a cloud for your feet
• They're made of the finest imported Norwegian sheep
• They have 17 different colors, including plaid, polka dots, and neon

Subfeatures

• They're not made of actual sheep
• They're not actually comfy, but who needs that?
• Only 5 colors are actually available, and the others are just placeholders

Want to learn more? Click on the links below to explore our Sockiverse:

• Socks 31-40
• Socks 41-50

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